Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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