I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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