Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My bed smells like the plague
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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