He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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