this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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