dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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