Kiss
Puke
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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