she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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