Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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