i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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