the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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