People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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