I'm really into asian looking animals
your room smells of hookers.
And success
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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