well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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