my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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