i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize