So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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