problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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