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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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