hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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