If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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