New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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