I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We named our party play list daddy issues
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
