With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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