the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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ttyl tear gas
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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