i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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