she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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