you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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