He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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