Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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