I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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