My first STD was from a foam party
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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