well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got inside last night via doggy door
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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