I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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