He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize