i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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