I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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