there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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