they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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