Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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