You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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