The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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