Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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