I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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