You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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