Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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