everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Terrible idea I love it
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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