Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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