Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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