I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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