you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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