you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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