Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize